Friday, July 10, 2009

Reason No. 213 I Love Memes...

...people don't bother me at work while I'm doing them - I must have a serious look of concentration on my face. ;-)

1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size. . .is not to be taken for granted. I say this because of my numerous friends who've nursed one or several babies.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job. . .is sucky. Wait, be positive! Okay - is only a temporary situation that will provide me with financial security when it comes time to pursue my "dream job." (Better?)

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving. . .I zone out. Kind of a lot.

4. I’ve come to realize that I need. . .water. Like, I drink over 120 ounces a day. I literally get cranky when I don't have it! (although I pee much less)

5. I’ve come that realize that I have lost. . .my mind? No, I've lost my patience with people who are constantly complaining about something, but yet refuse to do anything to change the situation.

6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . .people tailgate me. Although not so bad if number 3 (above) is happening.

7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . .I have diarrhea of the mouth. If you want to know my secrets, bring me some Jose!

8. I’ve come to realize that money…if in excess, often makes people unhappy, because they are always wanting the next best thing...and they are never satisfied.

9. I’ve come to realize that certain people. . .aren't in my life anymore because they made me feel bad. If they make you feel bad, why be friends with them?

10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . .be ultra-sensitive.

11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . .are my best friends, just like mom said they'd be (darnit, she's right again).

12. I’ve come to realize that my mom…loves to nag only because she loves me. And I'm very thankful she does. :-)

13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone. . .needs to be with me at all times. Or I feel naked.

14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . .I was SO GLAD it was Friday. 2 days free from work!

15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . .I was only thinking about sleeping in on Saturday.

16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . .gosh I love these memes. People think I'm working!

17. I’ve come to realize that my dad. . .is probably the best guy I've ever come across in my life. Ever. And I'm still in awe that I deserve for a man that pure and good to be my father.

18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . .I laugh at my friend Burke who posts updates seriously every 1/2 hour or so. Dude. It's called "Twitter."

19. I’ve come to realize that today. . .is awesome because it's Friday.

20. I’ve come to realize that tonight. . .I will play Merry Maid and chillax with my sistahs!

21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . .I will get to see my grandma and the rest of the fam!

22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . .find a rewarding, fulfilling job.

23. I’ve come to realize that the person mostly likely to repost this is. . .not sure about this one!

24. I’ve come to realize that life. . .is about how you look at things. The same sucky thing can happen to two different people, yet they can react in complete opposite ways.

25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . .I will be jealous as Kristy and Joel leave for my favorite place (in the U.S.) on Sunday!

26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . .is currently "Flightless Bird, American Mouth" by Iron & Wine (from the "Twilight" soundtrack). Or Britney Spears in general.

27. I’ve come to realize that my friends. . . are all really funny! Almost as funny as me. hahaha j/k. We tie.

28. I’ve come to realize that this year. . .is going to bring about a lot of change! (NOT in the Cher's daughter kinda way).

29. I’ve come to realize that my exes. . .were kind of jerks, but I don't hate. They were fun!

30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . .get back to work?

31. I’ve come to realize that I love. . .my family.

32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . .why bad things happen to good people. I know everything happens for a reason, but it's just upsetting when something tragic happens to someone very loving and kind.

33. I’ve come to realize my past. . .involved LOTS of mistakes, from which I am still learning everyday.

34. I’ve come to realize that parties. . .are a time to indulge, but not to the point of being sick (that goes for sweets AND, um, beer).

35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . .of flying. But this won't stop me from doing it...that would mean giving up travel!

36. I’ve come to realize that my life. . .is wonderful and I am very blessed. :-)


Leslie said...

How's work going there, Holly? *Looking* busy? :) I love this meme. You just crack me up.

My faves are #3, 5, 6. I shouldn't say my faves though because you zone out while driving?? Make sure you don't come north of 131st street, k? :)

I couldn't agree more with #5....
Nuff said!

And as far as #6...well, that's the reason this mini van driver had to chase down a teenager. Remember that?

Have a great night with the sistas!

IUgirl78 said...

Holly, you had me CRACKING UP during this meme!! My favorite is #30...but why would you do something like that? Your job should be keeping us all entertained. I have to say when I first started reading this, I thought Kelly was the one who wrote it. I was really worried about #2, that her job as a stay-at-home-mom was only temporary until she could find her "dream job."

I loved this post!!

Aunt H said...

Leslie - don't worry, I promise to come to Harrison Parkway ONLY when caffeinated and fully alert! I mostly zone out on 465, so you might want to steer clear of that place.

I totally forgot about you chasing the teenager - you are so BA!

Kristy - that is hilarious! You mean, you didn't guess right away that it was your incredibly sarcastic little sister?!

Emily said...

I can totally agree with the zoning! While driving home from Ohio this past weekend, I realized that I had been thinking about something and apparently just following the road or something. I snapped out of it and tried to be more aware. I hate when that happens!

I loved this meme! It definitely made me laugh! You Schenher girls definitely got a good sense of humor from someone. I'm not sure it was your dad (haha...juuuust kidding Mr. Schenher), but someone!

braun brothers said...

Loved this post, Holls! You are v. wise and v. hilair. :)

Mommy KW said...

Another great one by the HNS! I LOVED this. It was totally cracking me up. You are hilarious!
Love ya.